Janice Turner
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I spotted a hipster mum type strolling through Dulwich sporting the Anya Hindmarch “I’m Not A Plastic Bag” bag yesterday. In her other hand was a Sainsbury’s carrier. But then who’d besmirch her Anya’s cream canvas with leaky yoghurt and smelly old onions. Certainly not I. Not after I bought mine for a stupid sum on eBay. OK, since you insist, £80. (Plus £5 p&p.)
I know, I know. You can’t call me a name my husband hasn’t used already. “But it only cost £5 in Sainsbury,” he yelped. “Yes,” I replied. “It cost £5. But it is worth £80.” There is no starker illustration of market forces than high fashion.
And it was almost an accidental purchase. One minute – in the name of research – I was monitoring the torrent of bags onto eBay a few hours after they’d left supermarket shelves, sneering at the suckers fighting furious online auctions. The next moment I’d put in a little bid. And another . . . Then – ooh! – pop went my eBay cherry.
The bag arrived this morning and, as is the way with objects of desire, it hasn’t made me nearly as happy as I’d expected. True, it is a nifty design, well finished and the rope handles are satisfyingly chunky. But I’d had an unusual yearning for this bag because it was an elegant two-fingered salute at wastefulness and egregious consumption. Now holding this bag at last, I just felt part of the problem, soiled by blowing a silly wad on what is really non-fair-trade, unorganic cotton, stitched by low-paid Chinese workers.
Worse, I fear the scorn of my schoolyard mates. The bag’s neatly appliquéd slogan might as well read “I’m a pathetic fashion victim” or “Screwed by eBay”. Or “I queued at 4am in Sainsbury car park” which is the time 700 people descended on my local branch. The world, it seems now divides into the poor and patient, prepared to wait for hours in the dark for their heart’s desire and those who’ll pay inflated prices for someone else to do it for them, rather as rich Indians employ “queue wallahs” to stand in their stead at packed railway stations.
It is a shame for that laudable charity We Are What We Do that the bag it commissioned has now become, like Glastonbury tickets or Kate Moss’s designs for Topshop, just another consumer “must have”, at once desirable and pitifully ephemeral. Its original ecological message is diluted, since fashion leeches meaning from every cause it champions: the Peta-supporting supermodels were swathed in chinchilla and ocelot the second the fashion wind had changed.
And WAWWD is clearly on to something. A mood of nauseous disdain is growing against our disposable culture. Discarded plastic bags uglify our public spaces, clog our most far-flung beaches. But then it is a faff to remember to keep a shopper in your handbag. The jute tote stuffed in mine has, appropriately, the texture of a hair shirt. And it reminds me of my grandma who never left home without a rain-hood. So the Anya bag was a little reward for the dutiful: it ennobled and trendified our dreary, worthy little efforts. Humping potatoes up the hill, I would feel exactly like Erin O’Connor.
But alas this bag is a “limited edition” of 30,000. Its rarity value means few are likely to transport anything more than Stella sunglasses and a copy of Grazia. WAWWD and Anya Hindmarch had no idea when they first conceived the bag two years ago that it would provoke such excitement. Although once Vanity Fair chose it as the “goody bag” for its Oscars party, they probably had a clue.
You might expect that Sainsbury will already have put in a quick order for 500,000. Indeed, they gladly would and WAWWD likewise would be delighted to spread its message further across the nation that our smallest good deeds truly matter. But Anya Hindmarch refuses to manufacture more. Not for Britain at least. Another “limited edition” is planned for Japan and the US, which will no doubt provoke further high street and online scrums in Tokyo and New York – and in the uptown department stores, echoing kerchings from Anya Hindmarch tills.
When I spoke to Hindmarch’s people, they replied that the bag was only ever intended to “raise the issue”. Luxury fashion houses are predicated upon exclusivity and mystique. They fear the common herd owning their product, hence Burberry’s horror when Daniella Westbrook and her ginger baby were photographed head to toe in their beige checks.
And the Hindmarch spokeswoman added that they would take legal action against anyone making knock-offs of the nota-plastic bag. More important, it seems, to preserve the brand than the planet.
But this new limited edition culture is almost as damaging to the environment as extraneous packaging. The fashion wheel spins now at a dizzying pace. Primark and Zara get in new ranges almost daily. Clothing is disposable, unfashionable almost before it can be worn, let alone worn out. The “limited edition” bags of Gucci or Prada cost not £5 or even £80 but £800 or more, and they are sought and bought not just by WAGs but ordinary girls with more credit than sense. And next season they mortgage their futures to another mythical “must have”.
Wouldn’t if be better, if the Anya bag didn’t just raise the issue but solve the problem? What if the shelves of Sainsbury were piled high with them? Everyone owned two or three, which they took affectionately to the shops every week, replacing them when they wore out for a fiver or so. A truly democratic piece of classic design – like the espadrille, the Anglepoise, the iPod – would, more than her exquisite confections of leather and silk sold in her Chelsea boutique, bestow Anya Hindmarch with something that transcends fashion: immortality. I do hope Hugh Grant gets community service for his alleged attack on a photographer. Not because I bear him particular ill-will, but I think maybe cleaning loos à la Naomi or sweeping streets like Boy George might stir him out of his perpetual funk. Perhaps two reliable signs of a star losing his inner compass are buying baked beans in little plastic pots from posh delis and not feeling grateful that you are so admired that people wish to publish your image.
Grant should take a lesson in grace from Noel Gallagher, of Oasis, who once said: “Being famous is my job, when I leave the house, I’m clocking in.” There speaks a man who still buys his beans in tins.

Janice Turner joined The Times in 2003 from The Guardian, and writes mainly, but not exclusively, on family matters and women's issues. Her column appears on Saturdays
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I think Mrs Turner wrote quite a nice piece here, drifts off a bit towards the end. Point comes across though, dont be a fashion victim, fair trade should be promoted, perhaps not emphasised as strongly as it could have been.
Hardeep Juttla, London, UK
I'm puzzled why you thought it necessary to point out Daniella Westbrook baby is ginger? Does this make dressing head to toe in beige check, worse?
Malcolm Pye, Aberdeen, UK
Rose makes a good point, how hard is it not to use plastic bags, i take a rucksack and reusable bags with me to shop and dont use the plastic bags at all if i can help it. If fabric bags became more available i think most people would use them.
They're stronger than plastic, less hassle and generally hold more. Its really not that hard to keep one in your bag and if you do forget it wont kill you to buy one more, chances are you'll need it at some point!
Laura, Bournemouth, UK
I'm a tesco shopper and i go at least every other day so instead of needing a smog emiting taxi to fill with shopping bags i can walk there and back with a single bag, as i arrive at the counter I state i have a bag (admitedly it's normally a plastic tesco one) and a clubcard but in at least 50 % of cases I'm not heard by the assistant and i have to take my shopping out of a fresh bag to put in my old re-used one. the people that are paying silly money for these fashion accsessories are far from environmentally friendly you can almost guarantee that when they pack thier shopping it will be inside plastic bags inside the i'm not a plastic bag it should say I'm a PC mug with more money than sense.
mini, gateshead, england
It really sucks...rather socks me down to the soles.... a long drawn story about bags, satchels and et el. Be it plastics, disposables or the recycle hand crafted paper bags at the biggies and mega stores and brand identities like Anya . Recently I happened to visit a Mall and bought some household items and groceries.....the shop owner handed me the stuff in a eco-friendly papyrus reed-fold hand crafted pochette, a bagpack duffel style carryall. The fashion statement made by the salesman was very curt and sharp.....We are earth people and our mission is to "Say No to Plastics'!!!! For a few secs. I was taken aback by his eco-maniacal approach, but on the hindside I thought he has a point to prove. Few years back, the craze for plastics literally clogged our society , with all the bio-nondisposable stuff. The awareness for the potential health hazard on human life was very poor and bleak, but now our young Generation-next is educated enough to shun it.Plastic garbage is unperishable
Sanjeev Dheer, New Delhi, India
One of your columnists pointed out a few days ago that these bags were made in China, 20,000 of which were shipped out to UK for Anya Hindmarch. They were obviously produced by cheap labour & caused a fair old carbon footprint in the process. Why on earth couldn't they be manufactured in the UK ? Oh, I know, the profit margin wouldn't be acceptable!
Jack Dusty, Weymouth, Dorset.
Michael Carrigan, Weymouth, United Kingdom
I'm overwhelmed by a feeling of smugness knowing that I bought my 'not a plastic bag' AGES ago from WAWWD for a fiver! And, being a lass of integrity, I resisted the temptation to make a fast buck on Ebay. Can you feel my warm glow from where you are?
Trudi, North Yorkshire,
Never fear, Primark will have 'em in about 5 seconds' time (or something extremely similar)
Alison, Colwyn Bay,
Here's an unoriginal thought.
If the supermarkets were to charge 25p (or maybe even £1) for every plastic bag they dispense I'd bet that every shopper would remember to bring their reusables with them.
Alan, London, England
I wonder if, used for lugging bulky groceries, any of them would have the life of a free plastic bag anyway? Heffers Bookshop has the strongest, and I get a life of anything up to five years out of each of them.
The poseurs are caught in a trap by all those designer slogans on their expensive bags. Use the bag for anything like long enough, and they'll be exposed as unfashionable; change to keep up with fashion and they'll be exposed as hypocrites.
Ian Kemmish, Biggleswade, UK
I bought my cotton shopping bags at the supermarket. They are strong. One fits in my handbag if I feel the urge to pick up some extras on the way home from work. They are easy to throw in the washing machine if they get dirty. I have had most of them for more than 10 years now. They weren't expensive. They have interesting and colourful designs printed on one side. I even use one to store my potatoes in. I love my cotton shopping bags!
Did I get them in the UK? A resounding NO. I got them in Germany, Norway and Sweden, mostly at co op supermarkets.
How easy it would be for the supermarkets here to switch to having these for sale instead of polythene ones. Or they could go back to using strong brown paper bags and carriers. Why don't they?
Ailsa Jenkins, Rickmansworth, UK
>>What if ... everyone owned two or three, which they took affectionately to the shops every week, replacing them when they wore out for a fiver or so. <<
I live in Germany and own about a dozen such bags. Some are really strong and attractively decorated, others are just cheap cotton. They cost 1 each.
Get with it, Britain!
Rose, Germany,
I thoght Anya was a type of POTATO
ed corbett, bridgend, Wales