Ariel Leve
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There was a man named Dave Freeman who co-wrote the ultimate list. “100 Things To Do Before You Die.” It was filled with adventures. Bungee jumping, running with the bulls in Pamplona, surfing nude at night in Australia and so on.
Then last month at 47, Dave tripped in his hallway hit his head and died. He’d got through 50 of the 100 things he listed.
When people have an idea of things they’d like to do before they die, do they ever consider they might die tomorrow?
I consider this all the time. Not that it motivates me.
As far as I’m concerned, if you’re going to follow a list, it might as well be things you have a personal stake in. I tried to come up with a list of things I cared about doing before I die. But I didn’t get very far.
I’d like to have one week where something doesn’t go horribly wrong. But that’s more of a wish, than an activity. I persevered however and came up with a list tailored to my personality.
The problem is, being a pessimist means any list I come up with will be met with the question: what’s the point?
Nevertheless, there are things every pessimist should try at least once. Even if it’s only to confirm you were right to think it wouldn’t make a difference.
I tried to think of 50 Things A Pessimist Should Try Before They Die but could only come up with 25. I’d welcome more suggestions from fellow pessimists but I don’t expect anyone to bother.
1. Get out of bed with an excitement to start the day.
2. Substitute the answer “Great!” for “I’ve been better” when asked: How are you?
3. Go for a walk on the beach without worrying about skin cancer.
Ariel Leve writes for The Sunday Times Magazine, specialising in investigative features, in-depth interviews and a humorous weekly column, Cassandra. She was awarded Feature Writer of the Year by the British Magazine Design & Journalism Awards in 2008 and in the same year Highly Commended in the British Press Awards, for which she has twice been nominated. Her book, The Cassandra Chronicles, will be published by Portobello Books August 6th (UK) and HarperPerennial (US and Canada) March 2010. Click below to read her Cassandra column
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Made me laugh - very funny.
Raia, oxford, uk
Hey Tim Knight, Is there a full stop after 'thinking'?! The optimist believes this life is the best thing ever. The pessimist fears he's right.
David, London, UK
Compile a list, publish it in the online section of a major newspaper and not expect it to attract any comments from religious nutters claiming that lists don't matter because Jesus loves you. Or anybody claiming it's all Gordon Brown's fault.
Esther, London,
Life's a bowl of all bran.
Ted, Brook Green,
Numer 11 is on my personal list.
Kirk, Nashville , US
Life is so wonderful, everybody should value it. If you lost it, it will never come again. I think it is nice to list something you want to do that will make your life more meaningfu; everything has two side, we should just look to the good side that will make you live more easily. Good luck !
Judy, SH, CN
Not sure about number 4. A true pessimist wouldn't insist on the seat near the exit, because you'd assume if the plane crashed you'd die no matter where you sat.
Stephen, Canberra , Australia
Number 11 is so true and spot on, and i thought it was just me.
Patrick, espoo , finland
Peter Bannister, good suggestion - the difficulty is it's more difficult than the rest of the list put together
Marco, Kraków, Poland
26. Have a night out ending with "well, that's enough to drink for me, time for a good night's sleep."
27. Applaud cyclists for their creative use of road space
28. Expect shoes on sale to be in my size
29. Believe Im as good as my resume says
30. Find purpose in writing "have your say" comments
Kim Smee, Sydney, Australia
I am a pessimist and I would really love to be able to the things in this list, at least for some time because I would not be able to carry them along for a long time. That is why I am a pessimist.
I believe that in certain situation it is good to be a pessimist but in general it is nerve wrecking.
Shkurte, Prishtina, Republic of Kosova
Lists are for people who can't relax. The type who always tries to do something to make their day worthwhile is the type who will probably die of a heart attack (or tripping in their hall as they rush out). Instead, just chill. Make plans, yes, but otherwise take life as it comes. Relax!
David, Cheshire,
I've tried everything on this list but no good came of it.
Minnie, London, UK
I've got another point: Start working on an assignment and think: "I'll finish this way before the deadline." and then actually finish it at least two days ahead of the deadline.
Gregor Frank, Würzburg, Germany
My cup runneth over without plastic surgery...
Jantar, Utrecht, The Netherlands
Believe that God really does love you and so that whatever happens you will always be alright then you can forget about all those other resolutions.
Peter Bannister, Alice Springs, Australia
1.) Learn how to re-frame all the rest of the things on your list so that they're not vague hopes, but actual demands.
Jo Cole, Timaru, New Zealand
Why does every item on the list advise pessimists to be more like optimists? Optimists run the world - the best jobs, promotions etc always go to optimists with their positive can do attitude. The banks that have recently lost billions are all run by optimists - we need more pessimism not less.
Alan Trent, London, UK
Stop thinking there's nothing to look forward to but decrepitude and death
tim knight, birmingham, england
I've seen my son born, everything else is just gravy.
David, St Albans, UK
A pessimist is an optimist with a little more knowledge. An optimist marvelled at Britains economic miracle, the pessimist just waited for the inevitable bump! I once knew an optimist, he's a pessimist now.
Malcolm Turner, Alsager, England
Believe your cup is half full instead of half empty!
sophie smith, london, uk