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Glamour model Jordan and her husband, former pop star Peter Andre, have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.
Tiaamii - pronounced tee-ah-me - is taken from the names of Andre's mother Thea and Jordan's mother Amy.
Jordan explained to OK! magazine: "Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names.
"We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."
Andre added: "Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought 'I know! We'll just put them together!'.
"If people don't like it, that's up to them. We're really happy and proud."
Princess Tiaamii is not the first celebrity baby to be blessed with a moniker likely to give her problems in the school playground. Here are 50 of the most outlandish.
50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)
Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
Liberty: Ryan Giggs
London Emilio: Slash
Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive
Marquise: 50 Cent
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)
Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
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I'm thinking of thes names for my kids:
Jaqueline Zoe (girl)-zoe maybe as the middle name of part of first name
Coby (girl)
bronte (girl)
Lachlan (boy)
Riley (boy)
Jamie (either)
I think the names are not too common without being strange.
My name is Dominique and I love it. I get called Domi :)
Domi, Sydney, Australia
My previous roomates were life partners, Thursday and Dana. And Thursday was dead set on naming their first kid Door. Dana was very much against it and wanted to named their kid Julian Fox. Thursday said she preferred Door Fox... I had to disagree.
sara, Columbus, america
For A-list celebrities i think its fine, humorous, but acceptable. Their kids will obviously not have a 'normal' life surrounded by other kids called the same crazy names. For anyone else its child cruelty!!
k, manchester,
Ocean is not that crazy of a name in Canada there are three in my English class. Its pretty common.
Kienna Summer, Edmonton,
I have to defend Emma Thompson's daughter. Gaia (meaning Earth) is a very popular name here in Italy. So if she has any major teasing they can always move here to make her feel normal.
Sandra, Rimini,
Just imagine: in 60 or 70 years there is going to be an apple, a crimefighter, a pilot and Kal-El himself in retirement homes!
Chris, Atlanta, USA
I read through 24 pages of comments, and I can't believe that half of the comments were focused on Gaia and Audio Science, and NO ONE said ANYTHING about David Duchovny and Tea Leoni naming their kid KYD.
I would just like to point that out more emphatically...
---------------> KYD
Cherry, Düsseldorf,
They forgot Rob Marrow's daughter....Tu...
Just say it out loud and then you'll know why it should be on this list!
Mark, Brampton, Canada
my name is brita which was a perfectly beautiful name before the water filter came out...
i get made fun of a lot... haha
Brita, Foster, US
Most intelligent girls who are called silly names change them when they reach the 6th form. A friend teaches a class full of Mellows and Saffrons, who all become Emma at the age of 16. My name is at least a very old Irish name, although I use the phonetic version for convenience.
Dectora, London, UK
I just hope that Angelina and Brad's baby doesn't use her father's surname - the mind boggles at what the poor little mite will get called if she starts school as Shiloh Pitt....
Diane, Dorset, UK
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