Lisa Armstrong
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In loving memory of the money you have dispensed over the past few weeks, the Times
fashion team has wracked its brains to find methods and means to
refresh, reawaken and restore our wardrobe without spending (much) money.
First, it never hurts to go through your clothes methodically, pulling out
anything you haven’t worn and giving it away or selling it. Secondly, it’s a
good moment to reassess all your favourite outfits and devise at least one
new permutation for each.
Thirdly, if you have a few days off, there’s not much excuse for not getting
your favourite items mended or altered. Shoes should be polished and resoled
and ones that are past it put out to grass.
Fourthly, invest in some decent (ie, not the wire freebies from the
dry-cleaners) hangers that are the appropriate shape for the garments you
intend to hang on them.
Fifthly, declutter your accessories drawer and lavish some tender loving care
on those items that you save — they are the footsol-diers of your campaign —
updating old favourites and bringing shape where there was sag. Without them
your wardrobe is nothing.
This could also be the moment to be brave and opt for a radical overhaul
courtesy of an expert; seek some professional style counsel. There’s plenty
of good (and free) advice available from shopping consultants. Someone
else’s objective eye cast coolly over your repertoire can be the most
invaluable gift of all.
THE DRESS DOCTOR
There is a graveyard in every wardrobe; a place where badly fitting wrong buys
live — or, rather, die. Mine was once densely populated and languished in
the far left-hand corner of my cupboard. To be brutally honest, I had
stopped venturing in that direction for fear of all my sartorial ghosts.
Today, though, my wardrobe is a happy, healthy place, thanks to the Dress
Doctor. A costumier at the National Theatre, BBC and Shakespeare’s Globe, Jo
Poole has healing fashion hands. And even better, she comes to your house.
The wardrobe resuscitation process started with a proper measure-up, followed
by a lengthy discussion and try-on session. Together we assessed why I
wasn’t wearing these clothes, whether they were worth rescuing and how she
was going to save the good ones. Then the Dress Doctor got to work, sending
me off for several hours — presumably to avoid any backseat sewing. In
cosmetic surgery terms, I had only fillers and a shot of Botox:
sleeve-lengthening, new buttons and a whole lot of hem-shortening. But the
Dress Doctor can perform full facelifts. Take this plain New Look dress
(shown left). A veritable blank canvas, it was nipped and tucked into
something that puts many designer fancies to shame.
Poole’s process involves a certain degree of trust, but when you consider that
she has hand-stitched Elizabethan costumes, you realise that your oversized
Topshop sack dress is no more than a walk in the park. And her array of
fabrics, finishings, ribbons and haberdashery paddings (for shoulder and
bust) are as mind-boggling as her ideas. Somebody pass the scalpel.
www.thedressdoctor.co.uk
07855 032705; £240 for a full day’s work, all materials included
Alice Olins
THE CLOTHES SWAP PARTY
As the day of this novel event loomed closer the collective spirits of the Times
fashion team sank ever deeper into gloom amid mutterings of “Whose idea
was this?”
What had seemed like a legitimate experiment suddenly presented itself as a
lightning rod for potential resentments, unintended insults and squirming
embarrassment. What happened if no one wanted the clothes you’d brought?
And what about the etiquette? How should we initiate the swap; by keeping our
bundles close to our sides and having clandestine negotiations, or by
throwing everything into a heap on the floor and diving in (we chose the
latter). Is it blatant label-climbing to trade up by swapping, say, a pair
of H&M hotpants for a Sara Barman dress? And what would happen to the
leftovers?
In the end, the issues resolved themselves — and we didn’t even consume any
alcohol. I swapped a dark charcoal sleeveless Wyeth dress that made my feel
like a particularly unsexy nun for a burgundy Karen Walker dress with a big
bow (which had made Carolyn feel washed out). Nicola swapped a patterned
Kenzo top for a dark charcoal, silk camisole (me again, and charcoal again,
lesson learnt). Alice scored a pair of black patent peeptoes that Nicola had
never mastered the art of walking in. Carola and Eve exchanged minidresses,
both of which look much better on their new owners.
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Anything left over was subject to a free-for-all (including Eve’s gorgeous
Aquascutum sequined shrug, which I nabbed and which my daughter then
nabbed). The remainder went to Oxfam.
What amazed us was how enjoyable it turned out to be and how successful.
We’ve all been wearing our new trophies nonstop, which proves that one woman’s
fashion disaster is another’s wardrobe saver. Any shyness rapidly
disappeared, along with label discrimination. We decided unanimously that it
was better to swap your unworn Chloé for a Zara coat that you would wear and
wear.
Oh, and far from regretting the swaps, we’re all bathing in the altruistic
glory of seeing pieces abandoned at the backs of our wardrobes being given
new leases of life.
Lisa Armstrong
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