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Few people outside the Westminster village will have either seen or heard of Jacqui Smith before last week. Then, only hours into her new job as Home Secretary, came those horrifying terrorist attacks. Under enormous pressure, Smith nevertheless managed to remain calm and statesmanlike. On Monday she addressed the House of Commons: it was a solid performance from a serious politician. Which is why, presumably, the blogosphere is alive with talk . . . of her cleavage.
Yes, that’s right: her cleavage. This is a woman who is trying to cope with one of the biggest terrorist threats that Britain has ever faced – and all people care about is her bosom. There’s 40 years of feminism for you.
Here are some examples: “Is staring at Jacqui Smith’s cleavage while she gives a terror update to the House of Commons a little distracting?”; and: “Could someone tell Jacqui Smith that when she is giving a stern speech about terrorist dangers . . . it might not be such a good idea to show so much cleavage . . . it was inappropriate and unprofessional. What happened to Labour’s image consultants?”; and finally: “Honestly, it looked like she had someone’s ass in her shirt.”
OK, so that last one is actually quite funny – if you happen to be an eight-year-old schoolboy. And it’s true, Smith’s top was perhaps a little underqualified for the job. But really, what’s that got to do with the price of eggs?
I’m certain that her wardrobe was the last thing on her mind when she dressed that morning – and rightly so. Had it been me, I would probably have delivered the speech in my pyjamas. As to the jibe about Labour spin, I thought everyone hated that. Surely fielding a Home Secretary who is clearly more interested in her brief than her underwear should be worthy of praise.
It really is pathetic that female politicians in this day and age should be judged so much by their appearance. What you want in a politician is intelligence and experience, and I’m afraid those things don’t tend to come in pert, 22-year-old packages. Smith really can’t help the size of her décolletage, although she could perhaps have a quiet word with the Commons technicians to see whether that camera could be repositioned slightly.
We had a similar thing recently with handbags – that so-called debate between Harriet Harman and Hazel Blears about how much was too much to spend on one. From Theresa May’s shoes to Ann Widdecombe’s hair, it’s always the same: the slightest whiff of a “female” angle and all interest in their profession goes out of the window.
It’s true that male politicians have to put up with some vapid personal jibes, from Gordon Brown’s jaw to David Cameron’s hair-parting. But to discuss the personal appearance of a male Home Secretary under pressure at a time of national crisis would be unthinkable. Put it this way: if the stock market crashed, no one would be debating the tightness of Alistair Darling’s trousers.
Besides, it’s rude. It’s bad enough judging one’s own appearance in the mirror in the morning, let alone having to deal with the cruel jibes of every Tom, Dick or Harry with access to a computer, many of whom may not be oil paintings themselves. No wonder there are so few female politicians. In fact, it’s amazing there are any at all.
What to wear in the Commons
- Black is too drab and won’t get you noticed, so choose warm colours that flatter the complexion. Petrol blue or deep claret will brighten the skin.
- Instead of clashing bold colours, think tonally. A warm raspberry can be the perfect accompaniment to red, and sky blue complements navy.
- Well-endowed women should look for structure. Invest in a tailored suit to provide enough support, but don’t go down the boxy 1980s route; instead look for something slim that creates a flattering silhouette. A crisp shirt adds gravitas.
- Kitten heels may feel comfortable but are too informal for an MP. Take a leaf out of Condoleezza Rice’s style notes and buy a pair of stilettos.
- If the temperature lifts, invest in a shift dress. Accessorise with a silk scarf and bold necklace.
- A well-maintained mane and make-up never fail to give a lift to your look – witness the wonders wrought by Ann Widdecombe’s makeover. Stop short of hair extensions and spray tans, though.
Alice Olins
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Impressive rack though. Is this the 'i-rack' everyone is talking about?
Andy Raiment, Bridgend,
If viewers/listeners are incapable of taking in a serious message about terrorism because they are distracted by a bit of cleavage - then we have bigger problems than Jacqui Smith does! But for the media attention the vast majority of the public would be unaware of it anyway as few of us spend our time glued to televised Partliament. Let's get back to the point and sort out the terrorism issue and leave fashion out of it.
Joan, Chelmsford, UK
What is the poor woman supposed to do with them?! If she had worn a high collared shirt she would probably have been labelled frumpy, when it comes to breasts there is no winning, I am saddened to see women making such derogatory comments (Margaret USA especially), as a woman with similar assets I feel for Jacqui Smith, especially when she is faced with a camera pointing down at her from such an angle. It seems that no matter how far we get, how many degrees, how responsible a level we attain at work, we are still shot down if our appearance is seen to falter, all rather sad really.
ABH, London,
Inappropriate for the House of Commons. The fact that we're debating it (and there are numerous articles) shows it is inappropriate, the issue has been obscured whether she meant it or not. The attitude that she should be able to wear what she likes is ridiculous, she is in a the public office and should dress without flirting with what is "acceptable". You don't expect your bank manager to be wearing trackie bottoms and trainers just as you don't expect copious amounts of exposed flesh when you visit your dentist.
James LeFay, London, UK,
This is absolutely ridiculous and I hate myself for commenting on it however I find it so infuriating that I really cannot help myself.
Firstly, she does not "look like an ageing tart trying to hard" nor was she "showing acres of flesh" she is a strong, confident women trying to do her job, very well so far I might add. I would find it very interesting to know the ages of the people here who have put forth negative opinions about Ms Smith because I think we would find that it is the opinions of ageing, narrow minded, conservatives. She is not wearing hot pants and a boob-tube, she is wearing a very nice, smart, fashionable (and probably expensive) suit that I see business women wearing everyday in the respectable offices of my employment. No, you probably wouldn't have seen Mrs Thatcher wearing that outfit, 20 years ago!
I just hope Ms Smith does not take this finger pointing, prudish tosh to heart and alter the way she dresses. Im 26 years of age for the record.
Byron Scott, Newcastle,
It's absurd to make an issue out of a woman's cleavage in 2007. She's a woman, she has breasts, she chose to dress in a way that did not completely cover them as is perfectly acceptable in western society. Maybe the naysayers would be happier setting up camp with the muslims and stoning or stomping women to death for not being modest enough. What next, attack women in business and politics for wearing skirts or makeup? For curling their hair?
Mike Chapman, Portland, Oregon, USA
It's not about her cleavage, it's about decorum. What happens if Gordon Brown shows up wearing an open shirt flashing some man-cleavage the day after an almost bombing?
Gabriel..., Ottawa, Canada
Carlyle Braden of Croydon wrote:
"And while we're at it, leave Margaret Beckett, Anne Widdicombe and any other of the great female minority of politicians alone, unless she is messing up her job."
Sounds reasonable - till you remember that Margaret Becket is one of the great failures of our time! If you need a reminder try her latest fiasco -who fouled up farm subsidies so badly that the EU fines we had to pay reduced the budget for flood defences?
MIke Bibby, St Albans, England -not EU
Oh people, grow up. I think we should have more women like Jacqui so that you lot would get used to see some cleavage and it will stop being an issue. She is a woman. I hope she won't start dressing like a man just to keep you focused on the topic of the day. Honestly!
Carmen, Leeds,
This is ridiculous. Anyone more concerned by a person's (distinctly average, enhanced by being photographed from above) cleavage than the important message about terrorism they are delivering should grow up. 50% of people have them, get over it. It should not be an issue.
Catherine Davies, Leicester, England
I have to say I agree with Sarah Vine's comments. To comment on a woman's appearance, which in this case was perfectly decent, is adolescent on the part of the media. The woman is doing a job: we do not employ her to be a fashion model. She is the new Home Secretary which is a position requiring dignity. I find nothing undignified about what she is wearing in the photo: in fact I didn't think about it at all until I read on. Alice Olin's advice to wear stilettos is absurd in the extreme, if she is not used to them. Condi Rice probably is. I would not be and the comfort of my feet ( my best friends!) is of paramount importance. And while we're at it, leave Margaret Beckett, Anne Widdicombe and any other of the great female minority of politicians alone, unless she is messing up her job. By the way, does Gordon Brown pick his nose? I have read he bites his nails! What about his toenails? Now that is something to write home about!
Carlyle Braden, Croydon, U.K
weapons of mass distraction, anyone? No seriously, this lady is doing a great job already. She is assured, composed and obviously not prone to knee-jerk reactions - I think she will go down (oo-er) as a great Home Sec. Is it her fault that she is so much easier on the eyes and ears than deplorable Reid and fugly Clarke?
Crashing Dashing Kid, wirral, UK
My first reaction as seeing her at the disptch box is that she was trying to distract the people watching.
Showing a bit of cleavage as Trinny and Susannah like to point out is a useful way to distract men's eyes from the double chin and belly that middle aged women sometimes develop.
My second reaction was that her dress was unprofessional and in the circumstances insensitive.
Robin, London,
No need to take the veil, but a little more modesty at the dispatch box is in order; can you possibly imagine "maggie" in full flow with a builders bum cleavage on show?
So dress for the occasion not the headlines.
John Chatfield, Chester,
has she spoken to Trinny and Susannah for fashion advice as the two of them are big on getting people to show off their cleavage.
IMACOMPUTERBUDDIE, ISLE OF CUMBRAE, SCOTLAND
It'll be televised breast-feeding on the front bench next ! Cleavage such as that displayed is for the beach and was neither befitting the occasion nor the surroundings.
Similarly, picking one's nose in public is a definite no-no, particularly by one who now represents the country and who so many people are obliged to shake hands with !
Chris, Worcester,
No need to take the veil, but a little more modesty at the dispatch box is in order; can you possibly imagine "maggie" in full flow with a builders bum cleavage on show?
So dress for the occasion not the headlines. Sarah Vine must be a one off, apart to admitting to wearing pyjamas, does she really believe the majority of women do not know what theu are wearing?
Ms Smiths choice of attire was at least insensitive to a multi cultural audience that she knew would be watching.
John Chatfield, Chester,
Putting Ms. Olin's fashion tips at the bottom of Ms Vine's article is hilarious. She should really have been concerned about "every Tom, Dick and Harriet"...
Mike Allen, Newcastle,
Oh do grow up Ms Vine. We don't expect to see acres of flesh on anyone in a position of authority. It's not anti-feminist. Imagine Gordon Brown in T-shirt and shorts.
M. Naden, Teesside,
You write an entire piece on her boobs but the image cuts the facts off. What are you scared of ?
Nerletto, Milton Keynes,
Dear Miss Vine:
I watched Jacqui (how darling.) on TV. First impressions...aging tart trying too hard. It was an absolute disgrace for the British people. No matter your defense, the "helpful hints" at the end of your article confirm my assertion.
Margaret Mary, worcester, ma USA
So the editor thinks it appropriate to put this in the Women's Fashion Section...... missing the point a bit!!
Sarah, Wellington, Somerset
Ms Olins, I would disagree on one point. It is genuinely useful to witness people criticising politicians for the way they look. As soon as the criticism starts it marks the attacker as a vacuous fool who's opinions should be ignored.
ThomasD, London, UK
Great looking bombs!
wow, London, UK