Mark how can you not understand a fridge in the bedroom, guess you have never had the pleasure of staying at a hotel with a mini bar!

Dave Jones, London ,

Your husband must be one of those irritating men always hanging around the changing room doors / underwear section in womens shops like some would- be pervert. As for men having an opinion about Kate Moss's latest collectiion??! I would have no time for any man that even knew it existed.

Gwyneth , Dubai , UAE

Haha, the list is supposed to have a pock at men, but ends up being more insulting to women.

Matthew, Enfield, England

God hasn't created man to serve women.. it was the other way around! And that is why you babes feel so depressed when we don't look at you.
And all those domestic chores.. WE men let you do that so you feel WE actually depend on you. You wouldn't ahve otherwise... LOL

Rui, Lisbon, Portugal

A fridge in the bedroom???

All this article confirms is that Londoners live on a completely different planet to the rest of us!

Mark J, Bath,

She got paid for this?

Chris Jackson, London,

Avoid women who say "How much longer are you going to be doing that?" or "surely you're not still doing that" or "not again". That takes care of half the population

Brian Faulkner, Bridgwater,

With modern women, simply check the victim's bank account.

John P, Westcliff on sea, United Kingdom

I owe the husband I am to my wife's gentle and patient re-direction of superfluous male interests and instincts ,also the efforts I put into the aviodance at all costs of the dreaded",Robert,I've been thinking".Anticipation and compliance,especially as she will read this article, are my watchword.

robert everitt, wolverhampton,

Dangerously simplistic and conformist lists like this one only prolong antagonism between members of opposite genders.

Nice job.

John F, London,

I'm pretty sure Shane Watson is female. Although that has no bearing on her taste in women, if indeed that is the case.

I can understand some of the points made in response, but if I were to rely on this list I'd have to add 'can distinguish opinion piece from fact' under 'good'.

Shona, London,

Shane Watson is a woman (re Carrie from Durham) - but other than that, I 100% completely agree with Carrie (Durham). What a load of utter, pointless drivel !! Is this what the Times has come to - printing this on the front page? I'm a woman & detest these immature/simplistic/'cosmo girl' lists.

Mia, London, UK

Before this article reignites the battle of the sexes and prompts people to moan about how nasty it is about men, it should be noted the author of the article is a man.

It is a parody of women's expectations, not a catalogue of male shortcomings. Probably not meant to be taken too seriously!

Robert Elms, Norfolk, UK

CW just implied that im not a man.

max, croydon, surrey

This is typical old-school man bashing - ie if a man doesn't behave like your best girlfriend then he's a troglodyte prat. If my husband did any of the stuff on the good husband list I'd divorce him. I'm a feminist but I expect a man to be a man and not a pathetic excuse for an almost-woman.

CW, London , UK

What a limited list! There is more to women than shopping, fashion and crap TV. This woman hates shopping, has never watched "Sex and the City" nor "The Apprentice and doesn't find talking about any of that interesting.
Can only guess that Shane has rather limited taste in women.

Carrie, Durham, UK

So this is why I'm perpetually single?

Michael, Nottingham, UK

Erm, I think I'll design my own list, thanks all the same.

I hate to shop, couldn't care less about designers, cook with both cheese and cream, and roll over and go to sleep straight away. If I ever have a conversation about someone's fireplace, feel free to smother me with a pillow.

Paige Atherton, San Francisco,

"Is willing to discuss current affairs, such as who is out on The Apprentice..."
"Knows the difference between Marni and Louboutin..."
"Knows not to make wheezing noises..."

Christ. I'd rather stay single, sane and solvent, thanks. Agree with you on the jewellery, though.

Robert Todd, London,