HAVE YOU EVER...

1 Felt angry about your coffee not being made exactly right? YES NO

2 Phoned ahead to discuss your dietary requirements (edamame- bean-based dishes only, please)? YES NO

3 Swapped the seating plan before a dinner party? YES NO

4 Taken a Polaroid of your outfi t to see how you look? YES NO

5 Bought baby wipes for your own use, not just your baby’s? YES NO

6 Bought plastic bottles for decanting your beauty products? YES NO

7 Asked for the background music at a house party to be changed because it brought back “diffi cult memories”? YES NO

8 Decided whether you prefer your Coke with or without ice? YES NO

9 Asked someone to stop smoking? YES NO

10 Refused to lend your lip balm? YES NO

11 Asked what the meat in the sauce is? YES NO

12 Felt that soya changed your life? YES NO

13 Asked your friends to remove their shoes when they come into your house? YES NO

14 Moaned you can “never get a good blow-dry”? YES NO

15 Gone on a long-haul fl ight wearing heels? YES NO

16 Wondered what to do about the “fat” under your eyes? YES NO

17 Asked to change rooms in a hotel? YES NO

18 Chosen your holiday companions on the basis of their malleability? YES NO

19 Refused to let anyone else hold the guidebook? YES NO

20 Slipped someone a Valium, so that they comply with your wishes? YES NO

RESULTS

Mostly Yes
You have extreme Victoria Beckham disorder. Stop colour coordinating your bookshelves and go and mess your hair up

Mostly No
You may live with a foot and a half of rubbish on your bedroom fl oor, but at least you’re getting some action

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