Tom Whipple
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There were signs, if you knew where to look, that the launch of Operation Sea Arrrgh was imminent. In a hundred corners of the internet plots were being plotted; in fancydress shops sales of Guy Fawkes masks were rising and in thousands of dank teenage bedrooms young men and women were making plans to converge on sites around the world, dressed as pirates.
Their target was the Church of Scientology - and this was an altogether new way of protesting. It was all so different from how it used to be. For more than a decade, a small group had gathered opposite the Church's London offices to stage lonely demonstrations. Some were former Scientologists, some just angered by an organisation that they claimed split up families, extorted money and employed its followers as slave labour. Leafleting passers-by, explaining themselves to the police and countering - they claimed - the harassment of the Scientologists, they were happy if a dozen turned out.
Then, earlier this year, something odd happened. Simultaneously and apparently without warning, in London, Toronto, Sydney, New York and other cities worldwide, young men and women began protesting en masse. They wore strange clothes, spoke their own dialect, distributed cake and operated under the name of Anonymous. They returned the next month - and the month after.
Who were these people? To the police, watching last Saturday's London protest, they are a quirky bunch of middle-class kids. “These are the nicest protesters I have ever had the privilege of policing,” one said. “They even bring lunch.” Sure enough, behind the barricades, there is a large table of crisps and soft drinks. Demonstrators offer biscuits to passers-by. One of their placards reads: “We have cake, they have lies.” The police description is broadly accurate - most Anonymous members are indeed middle-class teenagers. They see themselves as guardians of free speech, fighting a malign organisation that bases its ideology on stories about aliens. They cover their faces because they are scared of reprisals. But also because anonymity is, well, what they do.
Why, though, has a bunch of young people, connected only by the internet, decided to target a US religion started 50 years ago by a science-fiction writer? Why not the Iraq War, nuclear weapons or climate change? One answer is that they believe they can achieve something with Scientology. The most realistic of Anonymous's aims is to revoke the group's tax status - it is exempt from some VAT payments and receives rebates on other taxes. But the point is moot. You might as well ask why their most popular song is Never Gonna Give You Up, a 1987 hit by Rick Astley, or why they laugh at pictures of cats. And why are most of their masks a depiction of Guy Fawkes from the film V for Vendetta? Internet memes are not always logical.
It all began as a running gag. The default name for new members on message boards is often “anonymous”, and someone suggested that maybe anonymous could be a real person. People began acting as one and the idea went viral. “We are the hive mind, the anger that leaked from the computer screen,” explains a long-haired twentysomething with an eye patch, standing in the June sunlight last week. “The cult failed to understand how things arise out of a mass consciousness, and now they have kicked the hornets' nest. What you are seeing here is the emergence of a new kind of democracy.” The internet is the one element that has dictated the nature of Anonymous, allowing informal membership, and a leaderless organisation structure barely recognisable from the protest movements of old. “The common assumption today is that young people are apolitical, disengaged, hedonistic and only interested in partying,” says Bart Cammaerts, a lecturer in media and communications at the London School of Economics. “This is wrong. The internet is not a guarantee of success, but it has allowed people to inform, recruit, mobilise and organise.”
Anonymous's initial activities were silly - playing tricks or hijacking forums. Some were borderline legal. They would bring down websites by bombarding them with data (“distributed denial of service”). “Frankly, it wasn't very noble. But it was fun,” explained one Anonymous, who called himself Halfdark. They have a word to describe such activities - lulz (see panel). Early this year, a video was posted online of Tom Cruise discussing Scientology. Unintentionally funny in its sincerity, it spread across the internet. Scientology called in the lawyers, and began forcing sites to remove it. Anonymous had a target.
“They had started screwing with the internet,” said Marc Abian, named afterthe Scientologists' belief in an evil race of aliens called the Marcabians. “Initially we harassed them for lulz, but then we realised that they ruin lives. What we do is fun, but with a real cause.”
Last Saturday targeted Scientology's elite Sea Org - a pseudo-paramilitary group that used to own a ship. Hence the pirate costumes and the name - Operation Sea Arrrgh (as in “Arrrgh, me hearties”). “We get asked: ‘Why can't people believe what they want?'” said a young woman, holding a plastic cutlass. “The answer is, we are not targeting the beliefs, but the Church. Why does it take people's money? Why does it split people from their families? It is a dangerous cult.” As she spoke, a chant began. Pointing alternately to Scientology's UK headquarters in Blackfriars, London, and the next-door Church of Saint Andrew by the Wardrobe, the crowd cheered: “This is a cult, this is a church. This is a cult, this is a church.” A few tourists laughed, the policemen shuffled. It was, oddly...cultish.
At first, Anonymous kept their previous tactics - but they were counterproductive as Scientology could say that it was the victim of a bullying campaign. So Mark Bunker, a prominent critic of the Church not associated with Anonymous posted a message on YouTube asking them to work within the law. Bunker argued that their actions were damaging the work of campaigners such as him and websites like xenu.net. Anonymous listened. They now revere Mark Bunker as Wise Beard Man (“his words are wise, his face is beard”). When I asked the police on Saturday if they were expecting trouble, one laughed. “They aren't a problem,” he said. “I just wish that they'd stop playing that bloody Rick Astley song.” Just before lunchtime, the protest shifted to a smaller Scientology centre on Tottenham Court Road. And so we set off on the Tube - pirates, dancing to the theme tune from the cult 1990s US comedy Fresh Prince of Bel Air. We were a conga line composed of internet memes.
Rarely, though, has there been a more polite mob. We had leaflets, we explained ourselves to tourists and everyone seemed to take it as fun - even when a train was boarded to the pirate cry “We be commandeering this vessel!” The “Dianetics and Scientology life improvement centre” on Tottenham Court Road, probably feels less charitable. Talking over Rick Astley, the Scientologist inside handed me a leaflet on the founder L. Ron Hubbard's masterwork, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health. “To be honest, they probably just give us extra publicity,” she said.Here, instead of a church, there was a KFC, and the chant morphed to “Chicken. Cult. Chicken. Cult.”
Around the corner, Epic Nose Guy granted me an interview. He wears a long-nosed Venetian mask and is the closest thing that Anonymous has to a celebrity. Two months ago, he very nearly appeared in court - after he held up a placard calling Scientology a cult. His case was taken up by Liberty, the human rights group, and was even championed in this paper.
“I believe in freedom of speech, so I made a big sign saying ‘Scientology is not a religion, it's a dangerous cult'.” He smiles. “Within ten minutes, the police asked me to take it down, but I ignored them. If you give away your right to say what you want on a sign, you're giving away your right to protest, full stop.” So he was presented with a court summons. The case was dropped but he must have been worried? “Absolutely. It was scary - I was in the middle of my GCSEs.”
We're in it for the 'lulz': understanding the lingo
Caitlin Moran
As human beings, our concept of how things get done is based around heroes. Che Guevara. William Wallace. Guy Debord. History's fulcrums. Leaders. This, then, is why Anonymous is such a thrillingly novel thing. Anonymous has no heroes. It's just a sniggering swarm of geeks with an arsenal of slang and fire in their bellies.
Initially, it was the slang that drew me into Anonymous, through the affiliated websites 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica. As a woman with three teenage brothers, I wanted to know why they kept shouting “I WONZ you, n00b” and why, if I mistimed a gag, they said, witheringly, “Rofl”. I found out they were getting all their new words from Encylopedia Dramatica. They were speaking “l33t-speak” - a slang developed on chatboards and multi-roleplayer games. It plays more with the look of words than the sound. Meaning is altered with intentional typos (”moar” is ultra-more). Acronyms are huge: GTFO (get the f*** out), ROFL (roll around on the floor laughing), IRL (in real life), ZOMG (oh my god) - but all are used with weary irony. Additionally, there are in-jokes (LOLcats) and lodestone quotes from games and films - “Epic win”, “Goodnight, sweet prince”, or “Tonight, we dine in HELL”. The key word, however is “lulz” - an acronym that has been fleshed back out into a word. Like “Hakuna matata” in The Lion King, “lulz” is not just a word, but a philosophy. Lulz are the laughs that you get when you do something unexpected and possibly slightly wrong - partly to amuse others, but, most importantly, to amuse yourself. As Encyclopedia Dramatica explains: “Johnny Cash became the ultimate lulz pioneer with Folsom Prison Blues and the lyrics: ‘I shot a man in Reno, just for the lulz'.” And it is the lulz that are Anonymous's great weapon. For it would be easy for Scientologists to fight back if they were being attacked by a single, heroic, Michael Moore-type. But no one has ever had to fight geeks dressed up as pirates.
Anonymous has made campaigning sexy for the first time since 1968. The lulz is, after all, the ancient spirit that once made the young become Marxists, or sail off to the New World. Now it's been rediscovered by a bunch of World of Warcraft fans with a grudge against Tom Cruise. Epic win, as they would type, with a sarcastic sigh.
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I was unfortunate enough to not be able to go to last month's protest, though with luck I'll be able to go to tomorrow's. But all told, we're just helping to make the world a better place and having fun at the same time. Having fun may be the main motivation, but how better to do so?
Richard Roll, Manchester,
Ok, Anonymous are a pretty disreputable bunch, and like any large faceless group the nastiest elements tend to be the ones who get all the attention. But the Church of Scientology are trying to bully the internet, and I'm damn glad we have these guys to fight back for us.
God speed, Anon!
Leonidas, Sparta, Greece
There was another sci fi writer in Intel who wrote ETHICAL SCIENTOLOGY based on the pattern recognizing models Intel was searching for to understand why someone would follow Hitler, and how to keep it from happening again. Paul Linebarger gave this to the Hoover Institute. I'd love to read that!
DJ Psychomike, Chicago, United States
As a member of anonymous I'd like to say it isn't all computer geeks and WoW fans. Many of us would never play WoW :P. Also, the age of protestors ranges from teens to OAPs :P
For the record, most ED language is from the internet, not vice versa.
Thanks for your support :D
David Mudkips, Sunderland, UK
Look for "operation snow white" and "operation freakout". In Germany, Scientology is being observed by an intelligence agency, because the organization is considered a threat to democracy.
Education is the best "weapon" against it and such a commercial organization surely shouldn't be tax exempt.
Phillip, Berlin, Germany
Why not protest against Scientology? It happens to be one of the strongest mind-control operations in the world, and these people are taking a stand. I worked at Scientology's secret headquarters for over a decade and when I decided to leave, I was held prisoner for nearly a year and a half.
John Peeler, Los Angeles, USA
There is no such thing as a good or evil Anonymous, just the concept of Anonymous and different people for which the concept applies , some of them are good, some of them are evil, others are just like everybody else.
The chans are not collapsing nad that kind of drama does not belong here
Anónimo, Lisbon, Portugal
Anonymous is gradually fading as a protest movement. Something else will take it's place. The underlying structure is entirely free-form. There is no set frame for the human elements to arrange themselves around.
The novel "Q" is one of the most subtle and powerful expositions of this spirit.
Tom Foster, London, UK
Yes Mark as someone who has been targeted by this sinister group referred to by Andrew Morton in his book on Tom Cruise as the equivalent of North Korea in terms of mental manipulation.
Here they have attempted yo use race hatred and religion legislation to stop any protests.
Mike Garde, Dublin, Ireland
What a great article. I've spent ten years dealing with Scientology and am thrilled to see a new generation step up to the plate and speak out against the group.
Scientology portrays Anonymous as a terrorist organization. So it is great to see the police praise them for their peaceful protests!
Mark Bunker, San Diego, US
Winrar is anon.
Mike Hunt, L.A.,
Epic article is epic.
David Mudkips, Saint Hill,
I can't believe I'm posting again: but I find it odd that they were ALL Teenagers. Some of them, likely but much of anon, especially those in the rl-life protests were in their 20s. Originally the sites were 18+ but that demographic collapsed.
And about anon being nice. The Anon is collapsing now.
Warsie, Chicago, USA
The Chans are falling apart. 12chan, 711chan, and 7chan are out. 4chan is losing its' /b/ and 420chan is the only place safe now of the major #chans.
And I'd like to stress, as MANY others. Anonymous had a reputation for being MEAN; not nice. See when they hacked the Epilepsy forum.
Warsie, Chicago, USA
Scientology is perhaps the most viral and damaging form of organised worship, due to its control over people, breaking up of families, brainwashing and taking of personal wealth. To destroy it, well, the end justifies the means. http://www.xenu.net
David, London,
Whilst the article features accurate coverage of the recent protests, the assumption is that anonymous is a cohesive and organised group with a singular goal. In reality, the vast majority (myself and over 9,000 others) have absolutely no interest in scientology and these protests whatsoever.
Richard C. Mongler, Southampton, UK,
All right, I have to correct soem stuff..
" I found out they were getting all their new words from Encylopedia Dramatica. They were speaking “l33t-speak” "
No. Just NO. I don't know about them, but I didn't get my terms from ED. As well, the 13375434k (1337) predates the chans.
Warsie, Chicago, USA
Also, don't trust encyclopediadramatica. It's so biased that people new to anonymous culture (and even older people) there would be intentionally misled by them. It goes far beyond 'lulz'; given what happened with Mike Skehan's treatment. And as oth
Warsie, Chicago, USA
Much as I admire the sentiment, isn't it possible to protest against the wretched cult WITHOUT spewing your mind-numbingly awful internet in-jokes everywhere you go? It's bad enough seeing them online without having them creep into real life.
Roger, London,
Aharon Friedman, while sixties kids were protesting here in the U.S., you had a cushy desk job with Israeli Military Intelligence. No, anonymous is not protesting against a religion, it is protesting against a racketeering business that destroys families and targets critics with "Fair Game".
Quentin Hubbard, Clearwater, USA
Excellent and informative article for all those who have never heard of Anonymous. Hopefully more, or is it moar, people will now learn why they protest.
Andrew Wenster, Welchshire,
It's funny that I see all these comments saying how nice Anonymous is when the only real characteristic Anonymous really has is that they are the meanest people on the internet. The place where Anonymous was born actually *despises* these types of protests. To them this is what is killing Anonymous.
David, London,
In the sixties kids protested against war. Against racial discrimination, against oppression. There is still war going on. The US president is eating away at human rights. The constitution is being degraded and debased on a daily basis, and what are these kids protesting against? A religion?
Dr. Aharon Friedman, Clearwater, USA
Good job journalists on the article.
So i herd u liek mudkipz?
herbert, Boston,
One of the most interesting articles I have ever read. Nice!
Stuart Rich, Loughborough, UK
The funny thing is, truth is a bit different. Anonymous started on image boards in the internet. It was just a lot of people with no regard to morals doing everything just for the lulz. Nothing was done to make the world better. Then somebody came with the idea to make fun of scientology.
David, London,
Suddenly many people started to join thinking they're fighting for a better world - and eventually the protests goal changed. The point is, there are two groups of Anonymous - the "good guys" who have nothing to do with the culture of the old group - people you wish never existed, the evil ones.
David, London,
I also appreciate this story being reported in an informed manner, it showed not only that the journalist understood the concepts and actions of Anonymous, but that they also got the jokes and took the time to consider the mindset.
Thank you for taking that time and delivering a GOOD article.
Evie Fedora, Marcabia,
Very good to see you did your homework on this one, well done. All are invited to join in the epic lulz!
Mr. Marshtomp, London, Merry old England
I've been to all of these since Partyhard, and we do indeed have lulz! Edinburgh had HMS Longcat, which was paraded up and down the mile. Longcat is loooooooong.
Barrel Roll, Scotland,
thank you for the excellent and balanced journalism, we appreciate the support. more needs to be done to bring the evils of this cult to the public attention.
Dave Mudkips, Belfast,
'if you knew where to look'
What? Like the other protests that have been going on for the previous 4 months?! Nice coverage, but a bit late off the mark guys... ;)
Dan, London, UK
Thank you for such a well researched article. One of the rare journalists who've covered this movement, and bothered to do the hard yards for the real background.
But more importantly, good job ladies and gents of Anonymous.
Rick Win, Perth,
I have to say I bumped into this lot of the tube on Saturday and they made their point in a very articulated manner and were also really nice people.
They raised some very good points.
katie, surrey,
I admire those young people taking a stand against an organization described by a High Court judge in 1984 as "grimly reminiscent of the ranting and bullying of Hitler and his henchmen". How long can scientology continue to ignore basic human rights without the authorities stepping in?
Chris McNeill, Nottingham, UK
It's nice to see young people who are willing to take a stand against something that is wrong.
It's high time that the government did something about scientology.
Lucy, London, UK
This article is fantastic. Thanks for doing your homework :3 .
John Mudkip, Internet, Uzbekistan
Thank you for doing your homework Tom Whipple!
Dave, Clearwater, USA
its embarressing that this "religion" came from my country... im sorry about that.
go anonymous!
tyler, seattle, united states
Che Guevara was a torturist, and Michael Moore is an intelectual pygmy compared to Mr. Bunker. What's great about having no identity is that good ideas (such as fighting imperialism or exposing corruption) stand on their own merits while bad ideas (torturing people or misleading the audience) fall.
Henk de Vires, Oslo, Norway
I've been to three of these, and Anonymous really is the nicest bunch of people you can imagine. GO ANONYMOUS!
Hubbard, in his own words, explaining Xenu and the volcano doctrine:
h_ttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4bzcGK9xqEU
David, York,
"Anonymous has made campaigning sexy for the first time since 1968. "
Yes it has! But with two key differences: they live by the meme "don't be an hero", and while they are primarily young, they welcome people of all ages into their ranks, such as the OG (Old Guard) critics of scientology
Felicia, New York City, USA
Not only are Anonymous doing a great job bring the evils of scientology into the glare of the public spotlight, they are doing it with lots of fun. Anonymous are GREAT.
Ivan Thetan, London,
I love anonymous
Alfred Moss, London,