Ben Macintyre
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When the going gets tough, the tough get philosophical. As the credit crunch grinds on and the death toll from Afghanistan mounts, some are turning to the great thinkers of the past for inspiration and solace. On the wall of his Princeton study, as a reminder that there is more to life than numbers, Albert Einstein wrote the motto: “Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts.” The great minds of the past may not pay the mortgage, but they can make one feel better about it, by addressing the larger questions of existence, knowledge, truth, beauty and justice.
Last year saw a marked increase in the number of people applying to read philosophy at US universities, according to The New York Times, a surge of interest correlating with the economic slump. The writings of Karl Marx and Confucius, after years out of fashion, are suddenly “in” again. The works of the great economists, such as John Maynard Keynes and Adam Smith, are selling once more, as the public struggles to understand what is happening and, more importantly, when it might end.
The French sociologist, Pierre Bourdieu described Wittgenstein as “a kind of saviour for times of great intellectual distress”. Some may find consolation in Epicurus or Homer, while others may look to modern sages, such as Hannah Arendt or that influential latter-day philosopher, Homer Simpson.
If some philosophers seem made for our troubled times, others do not. If the sayings of Confucius strike a chord, do those of Sun Tzu, the Chinese military strategist, ring a little hollow as wars continue in Iraq and Afghanistan? As the Supermen of the City reveal feet of clay, Nietzsche's paean to strength and power is hard to take, while Hobbes's grim visions of humanity's innate greed and Machiavelli's manipulations threaten to turn recession into depression.
Great thinkers should come with a warning, similar to that attached to stocks and shares: the value of philosophers can go down as well as up; do not invest more than you can afford.
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Confucius
After years in the Chinese intellectual doghouse, the great thinker and aphorist who died in 479 BC, has been updated, adapted and officially adopted by China's rulers. During the Cultural Revolution, Confucius was seen as a symbol of feudalism and tradition, but he is now firmly back in fashion: Confucius Institutes spread Chinese culture abroad, his philosophy is taught to prison inmates and party officials are judged on Confucian principles of family responsibility and social harmony. In the ultimate mark of rehabilitation, the actor Chow Yun-Fat, star of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, will play Confucius in a £10 million film. But Confucius is more than simply a useful political symbol for the Chinese state. His views are as pithy today as they ever were, and his aphorism on the ephemeral nature of wealth stands as an indictment of the age of the subprime mortgage: “The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.”
Hannah Arendt
Hannah Arendt remains one of the most influential political philosophers of the modern age, whose studies of Nazism and Stalinism explored the nature of totalitarianism, revolution, freedom, authority and tradition. Arendt wrote of “the banality of evil” while covering the trial of Adolf Eichmann, raising uncomfortable but eternal questions about whether evil is radical and abnormal, or a function of ordinary people obeying orders. As Robert Mugabe clings bloodily to power, and his wife goes shopping for handbags, it seems that evil is just as banal as it was when Arendt coined the phrase in 1963.
Homer Simpson
The sage of Springfield, voted the greatest television character of all time by Channel 4 viewers, may well be the perfect philosopher for our times: boorish, crude, lazy, overweight, incompetent, endearing, loyal and remarkably insightful. Homer Simpson is a comforting human catastrophe, a character apparently without redeeming qualities, yet irrepressibly optimistic despite multiple, inevitable and entirely self-inflicted failures. His recipe for fatherhood is hard to beat: “Kids are the best...you can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.” Homer has also enriched the language, adding the term “Doh” to the OED, a grunt which usually uttered when he hurts himself, behaves with more than usual idiocy, or realises that something very bad is about to happen, and it is entirely his fault - a single word to encapsulate our beleaguered age. As we collapse onto the disintegrating sofa of life in our underpants, Duff beer in hand, one need only reflect on Homer's eternal words: “No problem is so big that it can't be ignored.”
Epicurus
The ideas of the Greek philosopher have often (and unfairly) been summarised as “eat, drink, and be merry”. But Epicureanism is not simply an invitation to have fun while the world goes up in smoke; rather Epicurus argues that since we have limited ability to influence events, there is an inner peace to be found in accepting whatever happens. If quantitative easing leaves you uneasy, then the Epicurean epitaph might help: “I was not; I have been; I am not; I do not mind.”
J.M.Keynes
John Maynard Keynes, the most influential economic thinker of all time, is back in vogue with a vengeance. Keynes advocated government intervention to mitigate the effects of economic recession, but his ideas fell out of favour in the 1970s, when monetarism and the focus on price stability ruled the day. Today Keynes is king again, as governments around the globe move robustly to tackle the financial crisis: the bailouts after the subprime mortgage debacle, the fiscal stimulus packages, boosting domestic spending and aid to troubled banks and business can all be traced back to Keynesian thinking. “The sudden resurgence of Keynesian policy is a stunning reversal of the orthodoxy of the past several decades,” The Financial Times observed recently.
Keynes himself might have smiled ruefully at his rediscovery, for as he prophetically observed: “Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.” In the long run, as Keynes remarked, we are all dead: but in the shorter term, if Keynes was wrong, we are all in deeper trouble than we ever imagined.
Karl Marx
Karl Marx is having a told-you-so moment, as the banking crisis finally demonstrates, in Marxist eyes, that bourgeois capitalism is collapsing under the weight of its own internal contradictions. Sales of The Communist Manifesto have risen by more than 700 per cent since the slump began, according to Amazon, and sales of Das Kapital have doubled. A Tokyo publisher is bringing out a manga version of Marx's treatise for those who like their critical analysis of capitalism in comic form.
In perhaps the most remarkable example of resurgent Marxism, a Chinese producer is planning to stage Das Kapital: The Musical, a theatrical interpretation of Marx's arguments. All together now: “The battle of competition is fought by the cheapening of commodities...”
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Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu, the Chinese military strategist and author of The Art of War, was the philosopher of choice in the early part of the Iraq War: his fighting doctrines, although 25 centuries old, were repeatedly cited by military commanders in the field and The Art of War was even distributed to GIs. The Pentagon proudly quoted the master of Taoist strategy: “Sun was well aware of the crucial importance of achieving ‘shock and awe' prior to, during and in ending the battle.”
In the light of subsequent events, the upsurge of resistance and the continuing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, Sun's philosophy no longer seems an infallible key to military success. There is one of Sun's saying that perhaps should have been taken to heart when the war started: “Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.” Nicolo Machiavelli
Playwright, poet and political philosopher of brilliance, Machiavelli was also, one suspects, a complete bastard. His cynical attitude to power and deceit to maintain power, may carry modern echoes in the age of “spin doctors” and “dodgy dossiers”, but it is hard to read Machiavelli's unvarnished love of the lie without a queasy feeling. “A wise ruler ought never to keep faith when by doing so it would be against his interests,” wrote the first Machiavellian thinker. Few philosophers have more deserved their unflattering adjective.
Tony Soprano
The television Mafioso from New Jersey is the obverse of Homer Simpson: he wants to do right by his friends and family, but greed, rage and brutality drag him down. The Sopranos is the closest TV has come to Shakespearean drama, but in hard times Tony's philosophical mantra, when faced with yet more death and destruction, is not enough: “What you gonna do?”
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