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Gordon Brown wants us to know that he has the “E-factor”. That is “e” for empathy and not “eek”, by the way. He feels your pain. He’s there by your side in the supermarket and at the petrol station.
“I understand what people are thinking and I understand what people are feeling,” he insisted yesterday.
But does he really? Because it may not be very nice. Indeed, what I was thinking as I watched him on the Andrew Marr Show, all scrunched up and dressed for church, was that he didn’t seem so much a man who could feel our pain as a man who was in pain.
“People say you look very, very tired,” chirped Andrew.
“I don’t think I look that tired at all,” Gordon shot back, activating his weird smile.
Oh, Gordon. Look in the mirror. The eye bags are so heavy that, on an airline, you’d be fined for excess luggage. Do you look tired? No, you look exhausted. You have had the worst election since elections began. You have earned the right to look like a shipwreck. Just admit it.
“People say that you are a bit strange!” twittered Marr, as if he himself were entirely normal. Gordon looked puzzled. I must admit that I felt a pang of sympathy.
Andrew now defined what he had meant: “You are a workaholic old-style politician who doesn’t empathise in the sofa television way that people expect.”
And guess what? The workaholic old-style politician who cannot empathise on sofa television now proved that he could not empathise on sofa television.
He didn’t smile, make a joke or even note that, actually, this didn’t seem to be so much a television sofa as a psychiatrist’s couch. Instead he began, in his dogged and earnest way, to explain why he wasn’t strange.
“I come from a pretty ordinary background,” said the man who has spent the past 11 years living in Downing Street in one way or another. He told us that he had friends. “We are talking about things,” he noted proudly. “We are talking about sports!” He chuckled at the memory.
“We are talking about everything that is going on.”
It was impossible to watch this and not think: “My, but he’s strange.” It almost seemed cruel and I had to remind myself that he had put himself on that sofa (actually a chair but it’s all soft furnishings really).
It’s all part of his “fightback” and, we must assume, some sort of masterplan.
Actually, we could have done with more of a plan. He refused to tell us any details of how he’s saving our economy. Indeed, his only actual plan seemed to be that he wants to get out more and meet us. He wants to listen. He wants to empathise. He also wants to apologise. The man for whom sorry has been the hardest word now, suddenly, can’t stop talking about his mistakes, about the 10p tax cut, the general election that wasn’t, blah blah blah.
It’s all a bit much: if he knocks on your door, you might want to hide.
So, said Andrew Marr, who really should think about psychiatry as an alternative career, was there a new Gordon Brown to discover?
“I believe that the real Gordon Brown,” said the real Gordon Brown with another awkward chuckle, “is someone who is standing up at all times for hard-working families.”
OK, Real Gordon, here’s the deal. You stand up for hard-working families all you want but, please, don’t sit down again for a while on the television sofa. Show a little empathy: it’s just too painful for us to watch.
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I left the country 14 years ago and enjoy an occasional dip into UK news. No matter how repulsive NuLabour has become, no matter how ridiculous the idea that people 'need' politicians, at least the UK is a 1st world country with grown-up political debate.
mark mcfarland, hongkong,
For 10 yrs Brown was happy to take the plaudits even though it was entirely down to benign global conditions and none of his doing - in fact in SPITE of his flawed policies.
Now that the economy is not quite so favourable its because of global economic woes emanating from the US - not my fault !
Robert Grant, Bath, UK
No wonder Gordon Brown looks so fed up.
His old friend Tony Blair is on a shopping spree, demonstrating his commitment to public service by trying to prop up the housing market single-handedly!
Who, now, will offer Gordon a £5Million advance to write his book on "How I saved the British economy"
Chris King, Fleet, Hampshire
£25 billion mobile phone licenses, £5billion annual tax from pension dividends. Where has the money gone? Stealth tax via company profits like energy, petrol - higher profits mean more tax revenue without the unpopularity. Politicians do not feel the pain like the public, they live on another planet
Kheng Khoo, Newbury, UK
britain's wealth gap is growing enormous because so many people realize that living on the dole is easy and lucrative. the poor are sitting pretty, the middle class is being pulled down (thank you socialism), and the rich are complacent on top. cannot wait for the day when the gap surpasses the US's
Alex, london, england
gordon needs to show concern for bone idle families like mine
the hard working ones are getting too much of his attention
geoff, melton mowbray, uk
Gordon is stuck in the past in some glorious socialist golden age that never really happened where if you tax and spend just a bit more Utopia will follow.
Meanwhile back in the real world Tax is too high "real" inflation is soaring and even the Poles are going home because the economy's shot
mitch, Wolverhampton, England
MP's are persuing a £10k - £15k pay rise as compensation for not being able to fix their own salaries in future! Greedy sods; they couldn't care less for the electorate; they are self seeking in the main useless so and so's.
2% off top tax, 10% on lowest rate. We can all see who Gords supporting!
William, East Cowes, U.K.
The interview with Marr was embarrassing like a recording on constant replay; no 'conversation' he just launches into another lecture about tough decisions made in the past (Bank of England) and the economic stability he created. WHAT stability? Northern Crock, debt, inflation in essentials, petrol
Donna Walker, Effingham, England
Over Sky News Alex Salmond was interviewed before Gordon Brown. After a year in power Alex Salond looked releaxed and happy. And Gordon Brown after less than one year ? His hair is rapidly going grey, he has heavy bags under the eyes, he's jowly ... all in all a shipwreck as Ann Treneman puts it.
John, London,
".... and next week viewers!.....Gordon Brown swops the comfy
sofa for a comfy bed exorcism with Father Merrin..."
Beverley, Bilston, England
We have a protected species called "government employees" and whether their uniform is that of a nurse, police officer, teacher, traffic warden, social worker (jeans/Tshirt) they are molly-coddled by this government, by Gordon Brown, at the expense of the real working families. That is the reality.
Bertie Evans, Dundee, UK
he didnt listen on Europe he will not listen now the man has always been smoke and mirrors tax starts now promises years in the future
Mr DENNIS WILKINSON, barrington, cambridge
Ten Years as the most powerful chancellor of the century and one year as PM and now he decides to listen? These elections gave a very simple message to an unlected PM; "You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go
Tom, huddersfield, UK
Strange? But all politicians are strange. And the same with journalists.
Roddy Nicolson, Shetland, UK
I was so glad to see the back of Bliar. What a dissapointment Brown has turned out to be. Just when you think it can't get worse. And Cameron? Time to leave the country...
Nick B, London,
"Social justice, moral compass"? I had to retire because of cancer. My income now is £84.50 per week Incapacity Benefit £17.10 per week Disability Living Allowance and £45 per week from a small pension , So I have around £146 per week. Unfortunately the tax theshold starts at £104 per week.
cyril mitchell, Dumfries, Scotland
I, for one, am sick of spin. One hopes that GB has learnt from his macabre act on US tv that spin is not for him. It's OK to look serious - but now it's time to BE serious, starting with re-reading the manifesto upon which he was elected and implementing it earnestly, without deceit, guile.. or spin
Mike L, Chippenham, Wilts
These interviews were terrible: he said he was listening but just carried on with his usual bombast; he said he felt the pain of ordinary people but sounded remote and deranged; he used phrases like 'hard working families' that only exist in the New Labour lexicon of spin.
Michael Davies, London, UK