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Insect experts at the Natural History Museum thought they'd seen it all - they do have 28 million specimens in their collection, spanning roughly half a million species.
That was until a tiny red and black bug, no bigger than a grain of rice, turned up in their own back garden.
Despite a year's efforts from specialists across Europe, the mystery insect has defied all attempts to identify it.
Max Barclay, an entomologist at the museum, came across the bug last spring. “I was in the gardens with my son and there was one under the gate,” he told The Times yesterday. "I thought, ‘That looks interesting, I've never seen anything like that before'.”
The bug was the most common insect in the museum's wildlife garden last summer and has since been found across southwest London, leading Mr Barclay to believe that it will soon spread across the country. But although the museum holds the world's largest collection of insects, no exact match could be found.
The bug closely resembles a Central European species, Arocatus roeselii, but it is a darker red and lives on plane trees rather than alder.
“It's a bit unsatisfactory that in the garden of the biggest museum in the world there was an insect that we couldn't identify,” Mr Barclay said.
Specimens have been found in Battersea Park, Chelsea Embankment and Gray's Inn in London, and Mr Barclay believes that the insect has now spread across the capital. “It seems to be on any streets and parks in London with plane trees,” he said.
It will not be long, he believes, before the bug makes the jump to other British cities where planes have been planted.
The bug has since been matched to unidentified specimens found in Nice and Paris, but Mr Barclay does not think that it is native to Europe.
“A native species would have predators and parasites that would keep its numbers under control. It could be from anywhere plane trees occur, which doesn't narrow it down very much.” Plane trees are found across the northern hemisphere from China to North America.
The bug lives off the seeds of the plane tree and is thought to be harmless to human beings and the trees.
It is only one of the many foreign invaders that are establishing themselves in Britain, Mr Barclay says. “With international trade and climate change, several new insects are showing up in London every year. Some of the invaders come from southern Europe, but others are from as far away as Australia. The fauna of the city is changing all the time now.”
Scientists in the Netherlands will now examine the creature's DNA in an attempt to find out more about its make-up.
Mr Barclay believes that this will rule out the possibility that it is a hybrid of a known species, and set researchers on the way to solving the mystery.
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Since bugs have a much faster reproduction rate than most other species isn't it possible it has evolved from another species quite recently and you just haven't classified it yet. I would have thought with the amount of insects in the world there would be a least a few new types of bug every year.
Chris MacInnes, Glasgow, United Kingdom
With refererence to the comment about the word 'bug' being american, I would just like to point out that this insect is a member of the order of Hemiptera or 'true bugs'. As such it is perfectly correct to call this a bug.
Brenden Preece, Bollington, Cheshire
I seem to have one right here on my desk in-front of me. They smell like a bug we used to call "stink bugs" in Australia as kids. They let off that really pungent odour when touched.
Yes, Plane Trees across the road!
Max, London, UK
oddly enough, a few years ago the same kind of beetle showed up in Delisle Saskatchewan Canada and it too tends to feed on trees there, often the beetles will bask on the sunny side of the house. There doesnt seem to be any natural preditor for them so they multiply.
Tim , Alvena, Canada
Using a mister/spray bottle with gasoline, if you hit the bug they will immediately die. It seems the fuel penetrates them and they die immediately.
Give it a try, but as usual when using volatile liquids, that any spark could cause problems.
Tim, Alvena, Canada
I suspect that the bugs have a similar wood dissolving capability and the gasoline when touching their surface damages their insides. They literally flip over and die immediately upon contact.
Tim, Alvena, Canada
Yes, I've seen it down here in Hastings...
Iben M Christoffersen, Hastings, UK
You are right, itt looks very like Arocatus longiceps, even more like Arocatus roeselii, but I am still to be convinced it is either. This requires a little more work. I'll keep people informed!
Max Barclay, NHM London, UK
"Bug"? Have the Americans taken over The Times?
bob, london,
I was in Berlin over the weekend, and saw many similar beetles around the plane trees there - they are called Arocatus Longiceps (as already pointed out). Despite being so small, they are quite striking because of their bright red pattern.
RTB, London, UK
Has no-one seen Men in Black? Duh? These are our new overlords, come to feed on and lay waste to our planet, arriving from the skies through platanus hispanica trees.
Bongo, London, UK
I would like to see a photogrpah f it, ti keep an eye here up in the North of England.
Pablo Luis Gonzalez, Kingston upon Hull, UK
We have a similar insect invading us in western Oklahoma, USA. Nobody ever saw the insect until 2 years ago. I noticed it is attracted to the chemical creosote and trees. They will congregate in large balls of maybe 20-30 of them. Ours is bean sized, young ones are rice sized.
pb, cordell, usa
Arocatus melanocephalus maybe ?
Felicity Stevens, Zurich, Switzerland
Doesn't really need a picture, just think of Arocatus roeselii but in a darker red. Easy.
ka, oxford,
A pity there's no picture.
bob, Kawasaki, Japan
Looks a bit like the Arocatus Longiceps which lives on plane trees in Northern and Eastern Germany.
Cornelia White, Portland, OR - USA